Mom: So how did it go with the tax man and the internet people and the plumber?
Me: Umm, I didn’t make it, I don’t understand it and I delayed it, respectively.
Mom: Please try to get by on your pretty face for as long as you can, darling, because … well … because I think that’s a very good idea.
Me: Thanks, bitch.
Mom: You’re welcome. And it won’t last for much longer, so get what you can now. Thankfully you don’t look like your father. MX
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Very insightful advise from a trusted source…..Don’t try very hard, just look pretty and let other people kiss your a**….. Obviously the daughter took the advise and avoided any notion of personal responsibility.
It’s obviously sarcasm.
And funny at that.
Yikes! Who calls their mom “bitch”?!
my mom and i call each other bitch, but we mean it with love.
Um, I’m the son and ‘bitch’ is used with affection
Sarcastic or not, it’s STILL a good idea!