you get your looks from ME

Mom: So how did it go with the tax man and the internet people and the plumber?

Me: Umm, I didn’t make it, I don’t understand it and I delayed it, respectively.

Mom: Please try to get by on your pretty face for as long as you can, darling, because … well … because I think that’s a very good idea.

Me: Thanks, bitch.

Mom: You’re welcome. And it won’t last for much longer, so get what you can now. Thankfully you don’t look like your father. MX

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    • 1.  TimBuk2

      Very insightful advise from a trusted source…..Don’t try very hard, just look pretty and let other people kiss your a**….. Obviously the daughter took the advise and avoided any notion of personal responsibility.

      August 18, 2008 at 11:27 am

    • 2.  L

      It’s obviously sarcasm.
      And funny at that.

      August 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    • 3.  Pearl

      Yikes! Who calls their mom “bitch”?!

      August 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    • 4.  V

      my mom and i call each other bitch, but we mean it with love. :)

      August 19, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    • 5.  Poster

      Um, I’m the son and ‘bitch’ is used with affection :-|

      August 20, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    • 6.  j

      Sarcastic or not, it’s STILL a good idea! :-)

      August 21, 2008 at 10:10 am

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