um I was thinking, if we have no tv cable like thingy, will we have tv for dvd? do you have a combo vcr? I still have good vcr movies like everafter. I have the new spider man on dvd. I’m gonna go do my hair. have escrow tomorrow, dentist, store, vet for dog pills, need my hair done. I got a brand new oxygen machine! Oh forgot to ask YOU ARE you UPP STAIRSS or DOWN? Gosh I hope its DOWN!!! Later. oh, I think I had an angina attack today, or else it was some kind of stress attack. Blondie was in here and she said what is wrong?? I told her and she was like you need to go to the hospital and dumb stuff like that. I said noo. I just need to get rid of all this stress, it is overwhelming for me. so probably just stress like in that movie, hyper ventilation from stress. the jack nicholson movie, somethings gotta give. It’s even on right now!!! Lol. Well, gonna go and try to do something constructive. Take care and talk to me soon, k? email or phone, whatever, let me know how you are K? MOM
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Wow!
August 18, 2008 at 9:21 am
I second that.
August 18, 2008 at 10:17 am
MAKE HER GO TO THE DOCTOR! MAKE HER GO NOW! I didn’t bug my mom enough to go when she was feeling ill that LAST time, and now she’s gone. She was 60. MAKE! HER! GO!
August 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
She goes to the Doctor ALL the time. Diagnosis… very, very scatterbrained.
August 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
clinically scatterbrained….sound’s like a diagnosis from VA hospital doctor. Maybe she’s just weilding “angina attack” as one hell of a way to get her daughter to call.
Moms are tricky like that.
August 19, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Ha… oh my, this is great!
August 20, 2008 at 12:53 am
I hope Blondie doesn’t read this site.
August 21, 2008 at 5:18 pm