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I really must know what you have in your mouth.

Got it! Good photo! Did the studio send out the buffet for you?!! Is that a hotdog/cigarette/donut you’re eating?!! Who is the young lady in front of you?

I really must know what you have in your mouth. Dad is curious, too.

Please reply immediately. Love, Mom

Tagged: dads, food

Posted on 08.23.2008 at 1:30 pm

RATING: 75 add 1

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1. curious

What DID you have in your mouth?!

August 28, 2008 at 2:27 pm

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2. Cameron

Yeah, I’m curious too. And studio?

September 10, 2008 at 1:23 pm

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Love, Mom

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