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discussion on boy and girl anatomy parts

Good news! I called Huffy who makes the retro bike she REALLY wants, and asked if they make it in 24″ and they do! (BUT) only for Walmart! So, I got on line and ordered a 24″ Huffy Cranbrook Cruiser and got free shipping to boot! Dad and I were having an intense verbal exchange about my lack of coordination and driving skills while I attempted to ride (in the store) the 26″ Cranbrook Crusier that we found at the Alabaster walmart. It also led us into discussion on boy and girl anatomy parts. I tried to explain to him that girls parts are on the inside so it has to be comfortable to ride and that boy parts were on the outside, so it didn’t matter. He had a field day with that one, because I forgot they have a group down there, not just a solo performer! Oh, oh, almost forgot…so I ordered it and it was cheaper than the 26″…$79.00 instead of $95 and with tax it was $85.00. Okay, gotta go. mom

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1.  jen - August 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I hope dad enjoyed his field day, he must not get them a lot if mom forgot there was a “group” down there!

2.  Ginny - September 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm

I’m truly frightened. This sounds just like my mom.

3.  Taubin - October 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm

Am I the only one that feels sorry for the dad?

4.  Dray - November 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm

@Taubin :: I feel sorry for him as well.

5.  Meg - November 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm

was this Alabaster Walmart in Alabaster, Alabama?

If so, I once rode bikes through that Walmart at 3am with several other freshman from my dorm at Montevallo. We were quite stoned at the time. That was twelve years ago.

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