oh worry, new york has 3 times the rate of new hiv infection of us cities, 72 cases per 100,000. date only virgins.
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…because clearly, virgins are never infected with HIV. There’s no other way to get it other than via having sex. Everyone knows that.
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Um. Good luck with that finding the virgins thing.
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