I can’t believe we didn’t discuss the poop on your head experience you had last week. I need details!!
P.S. You know it’s good luck to have this happen . . . I mean really, it’s a one in a million chance that this happens in a life time, and YOU were chosen. Did you see what kind of bird it was? Did you get to go home immediately and “clean up?” I hope you’ve recovered.
Love,
Mom


















A bird pooped on my head right before I passed my driver’s test after two previous tries.
September 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
That’s what you say now! We all know your mother found out you’ve been messin’ around with R. Kelly and she wanted details!
September 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm
A seagull or something shat directly on top of my head about 10 years ago while I was at the zoo with my little niece. She thought it was hysterical. Stinky. I’ll look on the even differently now that I hear it’s “good luck.” Hmmmm.
September 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I’ve been pooped on 3 different times by birds…the last time was in Chicago during an impromtu pub crawl with friends…The lady in front of us told me it was good luck too….I am still waiting to reap any benefits:(
September 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I’m with you, Kate. I’ve been pooped on at least twice, I don’t recall any forthcoming good luck.
September 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Okay, now I want to know what “clean up” really means, since Mom put it in quotation marks. Like signs that read: “Fresh” Fish, it sounds somewhat sinister.
September 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Its good luck in the fact it wasn’t a bigger bird.
September 4, 2008 at 8:59 am