pee after sex! love you xo
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I wish my Momma had given me that advice…would have saved me a lot of suffering! Great to see practical moms are still out there!
September 2, 2008 at 9:31 am
I just thought everyone knew this. If the daughter didn’t, then well done Mom for letting her know!
September 2, 2008 at 10:17 am
Ok…no one ever told me this. And I have to ask…Why? No need to hurry with your answer. Sex is a distant memory.
September 2, 2008 at 10:39 am
It flushes bacteria out after sex, so it prevents getting urinary tract infections
September 2, 2008 at 11:02 am
How could anyone *not* pee after sex? I always have to just because. Never knew I was flushing out bacteria all this time. :)
September 2, 2008 at 2:15 pm
damn i always just fall asleep
this rearranges my whole life
thanks a lot mom
September 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Before, surely? I never heard that you should pee after…
September 2, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I’ve read many a time in magazine advice columns that ideally you should pee before AND after, for the same reason, flushing out bacteria. But I doubt the before one is nearly as beneficial…
September 2, 2008 at 7:14 pm
i dont get the before? well i mean if you have to but i dont get “surely before.” After.. definitely. no backed up bacteria for me! you should, uhm, flush your system out after any sexual activity. stay clean!
September 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Of course you would want to go before….having sex while having to pee even the slightest little tiny bit is just plain uncomfortable…. so go before, certainly go after, but surely don’t go durring…unless you’re into that…
September 3, 2008 at 3:25 pm
After? What about during? Does during work?
September 3, 2008 at 4:31 pm
UTI a.k.a. “newly wed’s disorder” …my mom informed me of this little fact AFTER it became a problem
September 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Well, you learn something new everyday! Thanks, Mom! And all my mom told me was don’t refrigerate the bananas…
September 3, 2008 at 6:42 pm
This is a definite overshare but…sometimes you know, during sex, when you’re nearly there, but you need to pee a bit and you’re a bit scared that if you let go then you might pee? That’s the case for going before, in my book anyway.
September 3, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Fran – OMG I am so right there with you. I thought that was just me. I have to go before, I am terrified of peeing when I “let go.”
And yeah, I thought everyone know to pee after to avoid UTIs?
September 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I needed the school nurse in college to tell me that. Wish I had a cool mom like this one.
September 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Overshare alert!!! Sometimes when I have to pee just a little, it makes me ummm…finish all the better!
September 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm
nobody has told me that but I always knew it….
December 19, 2008 at 8:57 pm