Princess,
I need your list of the stuff you want me to pick up @ the store, so I can send your package.
example….
measuring spoons
cookie sheets
mixing bowls
Condoms? type & size?
Love,
Mom
A repository of modern day maternal correspondence
Princess,
I need your list of the stuff you want me to pick up @ the store, so I can send your package.
example….
measuring spoons
cookie sheets
mixing bowls
Condoms? type & size?
Love,
Mom
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Cookies & sex! Go mom!
No way you’d ask for anything other than XXL right? LOL
Wow, that was the wierdest cookie ever! I’d never had a cookie that “chewy” before.
Priceless!
Where did she get my shopping list from?
Is this Mom’s coy way of finding out if you’re sexually active?
my mom would have asked about an extra padlock for the chastity belt
Mom’s setting him up for E.D. Cuz the last thing you want on your mind when putting on a condom is your mom.
If this was a list from my mom I’d so reply with a full list of all the different condoms I could think of and add a few flavored ones on it too. Might give mommy a heaftattack
oh. my. god. awkward!
Magnum, mom. Magnum.
…and make sure it’s the club pack from Costco!
My mom bought me a giant economy sized (I guess “family sized” doesn’t really work here!) box of condoms before I left to study abroad. I thought it was really quite thoughtful and practical at the same time.
I love how everything else on the list is for your kitchen rather than just an assortment of items where condoms wouldn’t look quite so out of place. Does she just picture you baking cookies and then going at it on the counter?
Alisha –
I once dated a guy who referred to those giant boxes of condoms as “anti-family sized.”
When I was 17 and had been dating my now-husband for a month, my now-mother-in-law bought him one of those economy-sized boxes of condoms. We were still virgins for 2 months after that, but I appreciated the compliment.
Oh my god, my boyfriend unwrapped a twelver under the christmas tree in front of his three younger siblings. The one time they support our relationship and its all passive-aggressive…