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Princess,

I need your list of the stuff you want me to pick up @ the store, so I can send your package.

example….
measuring spoons
cookie sheets
mixing bowls
Condoms? type & size?

Love,
Mom

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1.  Nicole - September 8, 2008 at 8:46 am

Cookies & sex! Go mom!

2.  Steve - September 8, 2008 at 9:24 am

No way you’d ask for anything other than XXL right? LOL

3.  Holiday Djinn - September 8, 2008 at 9:51 am

Wow, that was the wierdest cookie ever! I’d never had a cookie that “chewy” before.

4.  Elizabeth - September 8, 2008 at 10:46 am

Priceless!

5.  Jackie - September 8, 2008 at 10:51 am

Where did she get my shopping list from?

6.  Emily - September 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Is this Mom’s coy way of finding out if you’re sexually active?

7.  NYC Blonde - September 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm

my mom would have asked about an extra padlock for the chastity belt

8.  Steve - September 9, 2008 at 8:38 am

Mom’s setting him up for E.D. Cuz the last thing you want on your mind when putting on a condom is your mom.

9.  Heather - September 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm

If this was a list from my mom I’d so reply with a full list of all the different condoms I could think of and add a few flavored ones on it too. Might give mommy a heaftattack

10.  Heidiann - September 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm

oh. my. god. awkward!

11.  Chloe - September 10, 2008 at 2:34 pm

Magnum, mom. Magnum.

12.  MyMum'sCoolerThanYours - September 12, 2008 at 8:37 am

…and make sure it’s the club pack from Costco!

13.  Alisha - September 12, 2008 at 1:35 pm

My mom bought me a giant economy sized (I guess “family sized” doesn’t really work here!) box of condoms before I left to study abroad. I thought it was really quite thoughtful and practical at the same time.

14.  berryjo - September 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm

I love how everything else on the list is for your kitchen rather than just an assortment of items where condoms wouldn’t look quite so out of place. Does she just picture you baking cookies and then going at it on the counter?

15.  Alisha - September 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Alisha –

I once dated a guy who referred to those giant boxes of condoms as “anti-family sized.”

16.  Rhi - September 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm

When I was 17 and had been dating my now-husband for a month, my now-mother-in-law bought him one of those economy-sized boxes of condoms. We were still virgins for 2 months after that, but I appreciated the compliment.

17.  Emily P - September 23, 2008 at 3:04 am

Oh my god, my boyfriend unwrapped a twelver under the christmas tree in front of his three younger siblings. The one time they support our relationship and its all passive-aggressive…

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