Comments on: Care Packages

By: Emily P

Emily P — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:04:36 +0000

Oh my god, my boyfriend unwrapped a twelver under the christmas tree in front of his three younger siblings. The one time they support our relationship and its all passive-aggressive…

By: Rhi

Rhi — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:41:05 +0000

When I was 17 and had been dating my now-husband for a month, my now-mother-in-law bought him one of those economy-sized boxes of condoms. We were still virgins for 2 months after that, but I appreciated the compliment.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:20:45 +0000

Alisha –

I once dated a guy who referred to those giant boxes of condoms as “anti-family sized.”

By: berryjo

berryjo — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:37:51 +0000

I love how everything else on the list is for your kitchen rather than just an assortment of items where condoms wouldn’t look quite so out of place. Does she just picture you baking cookies and then going at it on the counter?

By: Alisha

Alisha — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:35:53 +0000

My mom bought me a giant economy sized (I guess “family sized” doesn’t really work here!) box of condoms before I left to study abroad. I thought it was really quite thoughtful and practical at the same time.

By: MyMum'sCoolerThanYours

MyMum'sCoolerThanYours — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:37:45 +0000

…and make sure it’s the club pack from Costco!

By: Chloe

Chloe — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:34:25 +0000

Magnum, mom. Magnum.

By: Heidiann

Heidiann — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:21:07 +0000

oh. my. god. awkward!

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:12:11 +0000

If this was a list from my mom I’d so reply with a full list of all the different condoms I could think of and add a few flavored ones on it too. Might give mommy a heaftattack

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:38:39 +0000

Mom’s setting him up for E.D. Cuz the last thing you want on your mind when putting on a condom is your mom.

By: NYC Blonde

NYC Blonde — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:00:04 +0000

my mom would have asked about an extra padlock for the chastity belt

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:12:22 +0000

Is this Mom’s coy way of finding out if you’re sexually active?

By: Jackie

Jackie — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:51:01 +0000

Where did she get my shopping list from?

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:46:27 +0000

Priceless!

By: Holiday Djinn

Holiday Djinn — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:51:01 +0000

Wow, that was the wierdest cookie ever! I’d never had a cookie that “chewy” before.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:24:44 +0000

No way you’d ask for anything other than XXL right? LOL

By: Nicole

Nicole — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:46:50 +0000

Cookies & sex! Go mom!