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Hear me…RABBITS.

I bought some baby clothes for you today.

I know you aren’t pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse…like I could will you to get knocked up.

Are you knocked up?  Tell that husband of yours to get busy.  I want you two sexing it up like rabbits.

Hear me…RABBITS.

Love,
Mom

PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.

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1.  maisnon - September 10, 2008 at 11:03 am

Horrified. Just …. horrified.

2.  Holiday Djinn - September 10, 2008 at 11:29 am

Daughter e-mail back to the MOM,

Wow, dad’s getting a vesectomy? So is my husband.

Can you imagine that reaction from Mom?

3.  shaun - September 10, 2008 at 11:30 am

hahahha…sounds like my mom everytime one of my younger brothers or friends pops out a kid. i just point back to them and run the other way.

4.  Elizabeth - September 10, 2008 at 11:44 am

Funniest. Email. Ever.

5.  Ruth - September 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm

There is such a thing as being too close to your parents, you know.

6.  Chloe - September 10, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Good news: Dad is getting a vasectomy so that he and I can have as much sex as we want without the hassle of condoms and the like. Can’t wait to get started!
Love,
Mom

7.  Redd - September 10, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Creepy and yet amazing. Wow…just wow…

8.  Theredlips - September 10, 2008 at 11:44 pm

That is so FREAKING amazing. my mom has hinted a-lot! But has never evoked such powerful imagery. Well she is certainly going eat her words when she has to babysit like eight babies!

9.  Steve - September 11, 2008 at 9:23 am

…and why does daughter dearest need to know daddy’s getting clipped?

10.  Jackie - September 11, 2008 at 9:33 am

LMAO! My mom actually made me baby quilt in shamrocks and stars & stripes (I am American and my husband is from Ireland) 2 years before I go pregnant…no pressure eh!!!

11.  Lola - September 11, 2008 at 9:43 am

My Mom sees my friend’s Mom’s saying this stuff to them all the time. She always tells me I should have kids if I want and when I am ready. She says she didn’t have me so she could have grandchildren! I love my Mom!

12.  MyMum'sCoolerThanYours - September 12, 2008 at 8:33 am

Sounds like gramps is getting snipped ’cause he may be a bit freaked by the baby clothes/baby lust hanging in the air? Must be a relatively young mama, anyway. I’m hoping that by the time my kids are married, my ovaries will have closed up shop.

13.  bobby - September 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm

My two sisters are married (not to each other) and I am single. Sometimes we all get on msn and chat with our mom and as the only unmarried one I said, “Guys, let’s make a pact to never have kids.” and my mom’s response was “SLdkfjlkdjflksdjflsk.”

14.  Alexis - September 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Oh, man, that just passes all the way through awkward and out the other side. Ya gotta give it to her for sheer brazenness.

15.  David - September 23, 2008 at 7:03 pm

My wife and I were married for eight years before we decided to have kids. Drove her mother crazy. It was great. Only revenge I ever had on the old girl.

16.  Fraulein N - September 29, 2008 at 3:10 pm

This makes me grateful my mom has like a billion grandkids already.

17.  Amanda - October 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm

Hahaha.

18.  Alexa - October 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm

LMAO!

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