I bought some baby clothes for you today.
I know you aren’t pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse…like I could will you to get knocked up.
Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits.
Hear me…RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
Horrified. Just …. horrified.
September 10, 2008 at 11:03 am
Daughter e-mail back to the MOM,
Wow, dad’s getting a vesectomy? So is my husband.
Can you imagine that reaction from Mom?
September 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
hahahha…sounds like my mom everytime one of my younger brothers or friends pops out a kid. i just point back to them and run the other way.
September 10, 2008 at 11:30 am
Funniest. Email. Ever.
September 10, 2008 at 11:44 am
There is such a thing as being too close to your parents, you know.
September 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Good news: Dad is getting a vasectomy so that he and I can have as much sex as we want without the hassle of condoms and the like. Can’t wait to get started!
Love,
Mom
September 10, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Creepy and yet amazing. Wow…just wow…
September 10, 2008 at 2:40 pm
That is so FREAKING amazing. my mom has hinted a-lot! But has never evoked such powerful imagery. Well she is certainly going eat her words when she has to babysit like eight babies!
September 10, 2008 at 11:44 pm
…and why does daughter dearest need to know daddy’s getting clipped?
September 11, 2008 at 9:23 am
LMAO! My mom actually made me baby quilt in shamrocks and stars & stripes (I am American and my husband is from Ireland) 2 years before I go pregnant…no pressure eh!!!
September 11, 2008 at 9:33 am
My Mom sees my friend’s Mom’s saying this stuff to them all the time. She always tells me I should have kids if I want and when I am ready. She says she didn’t have me so she could have grandchildren! I love my Mom!
September 11, 2008 at 9:43 am
Sounds like gramps is getting snipped ’cause he may be a bit freaked by the baby clothes/baby lust hanging in the air? Must be a relatively young mama, anyway. I’m hoping that by the time my kids are married, my ovaries will have closed up shop.
September 12, 2008 at 8:33 am
My two sisters are married (not to each other) and I am single. Sometimes we all get on msn and chat with our mom and as the only unmarried one I said, “Guys, let’s make a pact to never have kids.” and my mom’s response was “SLdkfjlkdjflksdjflsk.”
September 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Oh, man, that just passes all the way through awkward and out the other side. Ya gotta give it to her for sheer brazenness.
September 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm
My wife and I were married for eight years before we decided to have kids. Drove her mother crazy. It was great. Only revenge I ever had on the old girl.
September 23, 2008 at 7:03 pm
This makes me grateful my mom has like a billion grandkids already.
September 29, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Hahaha.
October 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm
LMAO!
October 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Absolutely priceless LOL
Sounds just like my M-I-L :) – That’s why I love her, she’s not MY mom, so when she says that kind of stuff it just cracks me up! At least you know she’s not saying stuff like that behind your back, if she’s saying it to your face! :)
July 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm
My boyfriend’s grandmother actually gave us some hand-crocheted baby booties.
That might of been less creepy if I wasn’t 15.
See? It could be worse.
August 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm