Comments on: Hear me…RABBITS.

By: Figure.10

Figure.10 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:45:09 +0000

My boyfriend’s grandmother actually gave us some hand-crocheted baby booties.

That might of been less creepy if I wasn’t 15.

See? It could be worse.

By: AmyKay

AmyKay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:28:05 +0000

Absolutely priceless LOL
Sounds just like my M-I-L :) – That’s why I love her, she’s not MY mom, so when she says that kind of stuff it just cracks me up! At least you know she’s not saying stuff like that behind your back, if she’s saying it to your face! :)

By: Alexa

Alexa — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:29:01 +0000

LMAO!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:53:47 +0000

Hahaha.

By: Fraulein N

Fraulein N — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:10:32 +0000

This makes me grateful my mom has like a billion grandkids already.

By: David

David — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:03:00 +0000

My wife and I were married for eight years before we decided to have kids. Drove her mother crazy. It was great. Only revenge I ever had on the old girl.

By: Alexis

Alexis — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:32:50 +0000

Oh, man, that just passes all the way through awkward and out the other side. Ya gotta give it to her for sheer brazenness.

By: bobby

bobby — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:29:29 +0000

My two sisters are married (not to each other) and I am single. Sometimes we all get on msn and chat with our mom and as the only unmarried one I said, “Guys, let’s make a pact to never have kids.” and my mom’s response was “SLdkfjlkdjflksdjflsk.”

By: MyMum'sCoolerThanYours

MyMum'sCoolerThanYours — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:33:36 +0000

Sounds like gramps is getting snipped ’cause he may be a bit freaked by the baby clothes/baby lust hanging in the air? Must be a relatively young mama, anyway. I’m hoping that by the time my kids are married, my ovaries will have closed up shop.

By: Lola

Lola — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:43:41 +0000

My Mom sees my friend’s Mom’s saying this stuff to them all the time. She always tells me I should have kids if I want and when I am ready. She says she didn’t have me so she could have grandchildren! I love my Mom!

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:33:06 +0000

LMAO! My mom actually made me baby quilt in shamrocks and stars & stripes (I am American and my husband is from Ireland) 2 years before I go pregnant…no pressure eh!!!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:23:24 +0000

…and why does daughter dearest need to know daddy’s getting clipped?

By: Theredlips

Theredlips — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:44:26 +0000

That is so FREAKING amazing. my mom has hinted a-lot! But has never evoked such powerful imagery. Well she is certainly going eat her words when she has to babysit like eight babies!

By: Redd

Redd — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:40:29 +0000

Creepy and yet amazing. Wow…just wow…

By: Chloe

Chloe — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:31:06 +0000

Good news: Dad is getting a vasectomy so that he and I can have as much sex as we want without the hassle of condoms and the like. Can’t wait to get started!
Love,
Mom

By: Ruth

Ruth — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:07:19 +0000

There is such a thing as being too close to your parents, you know.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:44:54 +0000

Funniest. Email. Ever.

By: shaun

shaun — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:30:35 +0000

hahahha…sounds like my mom everytime one of my younger brothers or friends pops out a kid. i just point back to them and run the other way.

By: Holiday Djinn

Holiday Djinn — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:29:54 +0000

Daughter e-mail back to the MOM,

Wow, dad’s getting a vesectomy? So is my husband.

Can you imagine that reaction from Mom?

By: maisnon

maisnon — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:03:34 +0000

Horrified. Just …. horrified.