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This One Time…

Backstory: My dad is a high school principal.  The band kids got new t-shirts.

Hello Love,
Your father and I just watched American Pie.  We now know what “this one time at band camp…” means.  Now your dad is going to have to tell those band girls they are not allowed to wear those shirts.  Why didn’t you tell me what it meant?  Do girls now-a-days really do that with their instruments??  Oh god, I hope they wash them before they put their mouth on them!
Love u,
Mom

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1.  Holiday Djinn - September 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Or, you know he could not be an uptight prick, and actually let those kids have a bit of fun.

2.  Kirstie - September 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm

I don’t think they really do that with the instruments.
Other things, though … band kids are notoriously sexual beings.

STAY OFF THE TRUMPET BUS. For the sake of your sexual (and mental) health.

3.  Livi - September 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Holiday Djinn - I thought you said you weren’t going to read anymore?

Your comments…your comments. . . UGH.

4.  Holiday Djinn - September 15, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Livi, you thought wrong. . . . . . and cannot read apparently.

I said, the site is dead, not “ZOMG I’M LEAVING”

However, it is always nice to know my fan base is growing. :-)

5.  Julie - September 16, 2008 at 11:49 am

Oy, and he’s now on passiveagressivenotes.com. Same obvious, unfunny comments.

6.  Adam - September 16, 2008 at 4:40 pm

@Holiday Djinn - your comments are always good for a laugh! Consider me a fan!

7.  Ashley - September 18, 2008 at 3:51 am

I agree with Kirstie, STAY OFF THE TRUMPET BUS! Unless of course you’re high school’s band is as small as ours was, and we all had to share a bus… what has been seen cannot be unseen.

8.  tuesy - September 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Ahh…band. I always got the feeling that the band geeks were getting way more action than the jocks for some reason. Although I am fairly certain the band instruments weren’t getting any. I hope.

9.  Dana - September 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Livi & Julie - I agree…what a complete idiot, but I guess there is one in every crowd!

10.  liberty bell - September 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Holiday DJINN - Not be an uptight prick?? I guess you are going to have those kids that you let run around and do whatever they damn well please. Causing trouble for all and are allowed to ruin the education of everyone. You are seriously stupid!!! I also think it is very muture of you to post as many dumb ass comments as possiable to get arise out of people. Grow the fuck up!!

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