Me: So today I went to the city and just had a really great day to myself, I went over to Sassafraz and had a glass of wine, then..

Mom: So the wedding is in a week. I’m so excited I can’t believe it’s happening to me! I’m 54 and so in love… I just can’t wait to kiss his face!!!

Me: Yeah, I know it’s  great isn’t it? Can I finish my story?

Mom: No…. I just find my life so much more interesting :D