I was talking to your sister today and she said she had a bladder infection. I said HOO BOY! You are in for a real ride! I warned her that the antibiotics might give her a yeast infection and I thought she was going to start crying. So then I told her “No sex for you and J.!” Ha Ha!! Really though I can’t believe Lauren would even touch someone that homely!
I hope you’re being good and drinking lots of cranberry juice as bladder infections run in the family. You have to be careful to wipe front to back and pee after sex! Trust me I know!
Love, Mom
xoxo
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Good advice! FYI, cranberry juice cocktail doesn’t help - has to be 100% cranberry juice, which is super bitter.
poor j.
he’s so homely
That’s why paper bags were invented.
*LOL*
I wonder if my mom thinks my boyfriends are homely…. :/
It’s funny how mom’s advice has changed over the years. HOO BOY.
Bwahahahahaaha!! There is so much hilarity in there
where on earth can one find cranberry j that is not reconstituted or ‘cocktailed’ … mothers r the most adaptable of any work force force … ;)), and we know about wiping things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s right about the peeing after sex part too….very important girls…lol