Mom’s Love for Eminem

Backstory: My mom is a middle aged surburban white woman who works as the school secretary for a private catholic school.  She attends daily Mass and prays the rosary three times a day.  She doesn’t drink or smoke.  Her only vice is rap music, but she does pray for Eminem’s immortal soul.

Dude. I am TOTALLY in need of an Eminem CD for the ride home from work today!   I tried to buy one at the Springfield Mall and there is not even any place to buy music there anymore!    Do you think Brandon could hook me up with one again?



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    • 1.  Amanda

      Dude. I love that! the secret lives of mommas. are any of her church friends aware of her little vice?

      September 22, 2008 at 9:46 am

    • 2.  Nykia


      September 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    • 3.  jeffrey

      Holy roller mom vs Eminem…”one of these things is not like the other…”

      September 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    • 4.  Heather

      LOVE IT!!!

      September 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    • 5.

      What’s your prediction for Eminem’s comeback – will his experience be a perfect material for new songs; or his time is in the past, and new album will be failure?

      September 22, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    • 6.  Heidiann

      That is the coolest mom ever!!!

      September 23, 2008 at 10:27 am

    • 7.  Kris

      I have to say that the back story is seriously more funny than the e-mail itself was.

      September 23, 2008 at 11:44 am

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    • 9.  Lelio Vieira Carneiro Junior

      Awesome post.

      September 1, 2017 at 9:08 am

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