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Mom: she [the boss] sent him home yesterday. he got off probation on wed so he smoked the W and was puking his guts up all over the street

Me: umm get out

Mom: well he is a VERY bad boy
even thought he keeps telling me he’s a man I keep telling him then he needs to start acting like one

Tagged: drugs, vices, work

Posted on 09.22.2008 at 11:22 am

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1. web diversions

“the W”? is that like the weed? im only 25, when did i get so out of touch!

September 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm

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2. Holiday Djinn

lightweight

September 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm

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3. Redd

I felt the same way web diversions.

September 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm

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Love, Mom

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