–10:38 AM–
Me: Hello?
–10:40 AM–
Me: Ok, since you don’t wanna talk to me I’m logging off and going home. Bitch.
–11:11 AM–
Mom: O:K, the bitch is now leaving to go to the bank. I will settle this with you later. Love ya
« Dear Daughter, // NO spitting. »
The Bitch is Back
Posted on 09.27.2008 at 11:21 am// Tagged: missing mom
add 1 RATING: 21
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Wow–calling mom a bitch because she doesn’t answer your aim within 2 minutes? Bratty and disturbing….
September 27, 2008 at 3:44 pm
that’s something I woudl leave for my mom purely in jest…..some families are like that
September 28, 2008 at 10:23 am
I agree with Kata. Clearly the mom wasn’t offended.
September 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
she probably did feel a tinge of guilt for not responding right away. my mom would anyway.
September 29, 2008 at 2:43 pm
All in good fun - some families are cool like that!
September 29, 2008 at 2:47 pm