Backstory: All three children the e-mail was sent to no longer live at home and are of legal drinking age.
Children,
While cleaning the area under the garage I came across a disney backpack with six or so full bottles of michelob light beer bottles. I have the chilling in the fridge now.
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mom
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Wow! Maybe she’ll find a spongebob squarepants knapsack full of potato chips!
Sounds like an invite to a family reunion to me!
Mich can’t taste any skunkier re-chilled than it did fresh, I guess.
When I left home my mother was cleaning my room and found a string taped to the underside of the window sill. When she pulled it in it was attached to a half empty bottle of vodka. That went down well.
Hubby’s mom called herself the “Angel of the Lord” when going through her teenage son’s rooms cleaning out alcohol from under mattress and T-shirts with foul language… Hubby was last to “leave the nest,” and ended up with a bag full of old spirits.
Thanks, but no thanks Mom. Beer does expire!
Disney backpack + Michelob Light+ hidden under the garage = the person responsible was not of legal drinking age at the time, so the preface is kind of moot.
What a history lesson it was to clean out the bedrooms after the kids left. And yes, ladies, when you see this, I DID read all the notes you left behind. Okay, not really, I got a little bored after about 73 OMGs.