Backstory: All three children the e-mail was sent to no longer live at home and are of legal drinking age.
Children,
While cleaning the area under the garage I came across a disney backpack with six or so full bottles of michelob light beer bottles. I have the chilling in the fridge now.
love
mom
Wow! Maybe she’ll find a spongebob squarepants knapsack full of potato chips!
September 29, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Sounds like an invite to a family reunion to me!
September 30, 2008 at 8:02 am
Mich can’t taste any skunkier re-chilled than it did fresh, I guess.
September 30, 2008 at 9:13 am
When I left home my mother was cleaning my room and found a string taped to the underside of the window sill. When she pulled it in it was attached to a half empty bottle of vodka. That went down well.
September 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Hubby’s mom called herself the “Angel of the Lord” when going through her teenage son’s rooms cleaning out alcohol from under mattress and T-shirts with foul language… Hubby was last to “leave the nest,” and ended up with a bag full of old spirits.
Thanks, but no thanks Mom. Beer does expire!
September 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Disney backpack + Michelob Light+ hidden under the garage = the person responsible was not of legal drinking age at the time, so the preface is kind of moot.
September 30, 2008 at 7:00 pm
What a history lesson it was to clean out the bedrooms after the kids left. And yes, ladies, when you see this, I DID read all the notes you left behind. Okay, not really, I got a little bored after about 73 OMGs.
October 3, 2008 at 9:47 pm