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Me: So Friday I got stung by a bee for the first time ever.

Mom: If I were with you I would have peed on your arm.

Me: …

Me: I think that only works for jelly fish stings.

Mom: Oh

Me: Yeah

Mom: Are u trying to tell me you don’t want me peeing on your arm?

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Posted on 09.30.2008 at 11:00 am

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1. Cdee

this made me LOL for real, not just on the internet.

September 24, 2009 at 6:40 pm

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