that only works for jelly fish

Me: So Friday I got stung by a bee for the first time ever.

Mom: If I were with you I would have peed on your arm.

Me: …

Me: I think that only works for jelly fish stings.

Mom: Oh

Me: Yeah

Mom: Are u trying to tell me you don’t want me peeing on your arm?

Posted on 09.30.2008 at 11:00 am// Tagged: Animals, urinetown

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