Did I tell you Betty is getting married in Feb. to a man she just met, but has been communicating with…first on the net, then on the phone, then in person last week. They’ve talked about 3 months. He is 5′2″, fat, and in a wheelchair. This will be either her 5th or 6th marriage [...]

me:  did [cousin] ever get back to you?
mom:  no
me:  do you think she will?
mom:  yeah, i don’t know if she reads her e-mail everyday
me:  that’s true
mom:  i’ll let you know if she does.  Hey, i got my nose hairs waxed today!
me:  oh my god
that sounds so painful
mom:  My nose looks so clean and it feels [...]

How were the cupcakes?  I have a GREAT treat idea for you.  It is FANTABULOUS and you I could make it for tomorrow.  I think I will make some tonight.  There really is no assembly - all you do is put it together and pop it in the microwave…
Snyder Butter Snap pretzels, placed on a [...]

Obama’s favourite food is pie…just like you.
Mummy

We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did [...]

we have a halloween party to go to.
have you heard about the chia pet costume?
it’s real cheap.
just put double sided tape on your head and roll around on some fresh cut lawn.

You did have big cheeks and big eyes, but not so much that it was wierd or ugly.  You were darling!!  Many compared you to the Gerber Baby.

Backstory: My mom e-mailed this to me at 11:30 am, and I believe she gets to work at 8 am.
I just realized that I forgot to put on my bra today. What the…….!

We have been in the woods almost every weekend working on the camp.  Murdering trees, shredding the evidence, splitting murdered trees, stacking split murdered trees, burning murdered trees.  Generally the whole tree murdering cycle.
And drinking at the bar.

Well, just back from the annual gyn/mammogram trip.  I’ve been prodded, poked, burned and cleaned out and all looks to be in good order!  Whew, that’s done for another year(s).
Got to Old Navy and got a few T’s.  Thanks for the tip.  They are very comfortable.
All for now,
LOVE
MOM

I don’t like the stuff with kitties using bad English and spelling- I imagine they speak with a perfect British accent. and are particular with their spelling and punctuation!!! But the pics are funny!

Puppy, if this guy could find true love then there MUST be a Mr. Right out there for you and for me.  See…

A few years younger-no big deal- you thought he was older when you met him so he must have a little maturity.  If you like him, then go out with him.  Have fun.  You need it.   I love you
Now, back to me,  I am thinking about going out with someone younger-a lot younger-I am not [...]

I just found out what it means when they call Sarah Palin a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad:  hi, it’s mom iming for the first time in my life.
me: welcome
….to 2008
Dad: How do you like my beard?
me: excuse me?
what beard????
Dad: The picture, of daddy, can’t you see the beard and it’s me talking?
me: What???????

So I think all that pain I was in was kidney stones! It hurt so bad but when I passed it, it kind of fluttered down there. Almost erotic.
Love you, MOM

I ordered tickets to see Bob Dylan on August 13th as a present for Bob. Chances are that the tickets will be mailed to me at home, in an envelope that says “ticketmaster.”
Maybe you can claim that I bought them for you and that you and Dana are going to some concert in August? How [...]

The vest to the cowgirl costume for Lily is tight and she hates it. It was XLarge, the biggest this company makes, I might keep it for Ava because her cow costume is also tight. I could return them but the shipping cost to return and then shipping and handling for something else probably wouldn’t [...]

mom: have you ever had a brazillian wax
aunt sherrie wants to know
me: no lol
mom: lier

Me: So I got kinda drunk last night.
Mom: Oh yea? What did it take you, one or two drinks?
Me: No, I can drink more now that I’m off that medicine.
Mom: Oh so you can drink like a sailor again?
Me: Yea
Mom: Well that’s good