Did I tell you Betty is getting married in Feb. to a man she just met, but has been communicating with…first on the net, then on the phone, then in person last week. They’ve talked about 3 months. He is 5′2″, fat, and in a wheelchair. This will be either her 5th or 6th marriage and his 3rd. Isn’t that a love story?

How were the cupcakes?  I have a GREAT treat idea for you.  It is FANTABULOUS and you I could make it for tomorrow.  I think I will make some tonight.  There really is no assembly – all you do is put it together and pop it in the microwave…

Snyder Butter Snap pretzels, placed on a cookie sheet, Rollo’s or Hershey Kiss on top, warm in the oven, take out and top with an almond/peanut M&M – possibly yellow and purple…THEY ARE FANTASTIC!

How were your treats?

Obama’s favourite food is pie…just like you.

Mummy

We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did he get cleaned, but he got a dislocated hip also. Poor dog! He has had such bad luck. He had surgery this past Friday. Mike & Judy are hoping to collect all fees from the groomers. So far they have offered $750 and they wanted Dan to sign a release form for any additional negligence. He did not take the money nor did he sign the papers. Your sister went to Rocky Point Mexico this past weekend, she loved it. What is new with you?
Love Always Mom
Can’t wait for you to come

we have a halloween party to go to.
have you heard about the chia pet costume?
it’s real cheap.
just put double sided tape on your head and roll around on some fresh cut lawn.

You did have big cheeks and big eyes, but not so much that it was wierd or ugly.  You were darling!!  Many compared you to the Gerber Baby.

Backstory: My mom e-mailed this to me at 11:30 am, and I believe she gets to work at 8 am.

I just realized that I forgot to put on my bra today. What the…….!

We have been in the woods almost every weekend working on the camp.  Murdering trees, shredding the evidence, splitting murdered trees, stacking split murdered trees, burning murdered trees.  Generally the whole tree murdering cycle.
And drinking at the bar.

Well, just back from the annual gyn/mammogram trip.  I’ve been prodded, poked, burned and cleaned out and all looks to be in good order!  Whew, that’s done for another year(s).

Got to Old Navy and got a few T’s.  Thanks for the tip.  They are very comfortable.

All for now,

LOVE
MOM

I don’t like the stuff with kitties using bad English and spelling- I imagine they speak with a perfect British accent. and are particular with their spelling and punctuation!!! But the pics are funny!

Puppy, if this guy could find true love then there MUST be a Mr. Right out there for you and for me.  See…

A few years younger-no big deal- you thought he was older when you met him so he must have a little maturity.  If you like him, then go out with him.  Have fun.  You need it.   I love you

Now, back to me,  I am thinking about going out with someone younger-a lot younger-I am not sure of his age.     So, your momma is a dirty old lady

So I think all that pain I was in was kidney stones! It hurt so bad but when I passed it, it kind of fluttered down there. Almost erotic.

Love you, MOM

I ordered tickets to see Bob Dylan on August 13th as a present for Bob. Chances are that the tickets will be mailed to me at home, in an envelope that says “ticketmaster.”

Maybe you can claim that I bought them for you and that you and Dana are going to some concert in August? How about the Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival in Camden on August 15th? FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH IS PLAYING!!!

Also, can you get that night off? Johnny needs a sitter. It is a Wednesday.

Mom

The vest to the cowgirl costume for Lily is tight and she hates it. It was XLarge, the biggest this company makes, I might keep it for Ava because her cow costume is also tight. I could return them but the shipping cost to return and then shipping and handling for something else probably wouldn’t be worth it.

Maybe you could find something for Lily in Target. I heard they have halloween costumes for dogs. Wal Mart has costumes too but they all seem to be too small for bigger dogs.

See you Sunday.

Love Mom