Backstory: we’re going on a family vacation to London and Paris and Virgin sent us the wrong tickets.

I just talked to the village idiots over at Virgin and reminded them that I ain’t no punk.  Anyways, they gave me a tracking number for our package.  Girrrrrrrl, our shiznick is in Charlotte, NC and it’s not expected to be received back at Virgin until October 7th.  [It was shipped out of myrtle beach, s.c. On Sep. 22th they sent it via ground]  So, I will stay on it and track it daily and the people at Virgin can expect to hear from me again on Oct. 7th bright and early and I will let them know that they better ship my shiznick out AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, if not sooner!!!!  I’m on it like white on rice.  This isn’t a joke!!!