I have a little bit of a headache this morning. We decided that the only way to watch the debate was to take shots every time she said maverick or heck or darn or doggone or nucular.
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I. LOVE. THIS. MOM.
seriously.
my roommate and I did the exact same thing, but we substituted “gee” for “doggone” and added the phrase “up there in alaska”
thanks for the laugh, somebody else’s mom. lol nucular.
October 3, 2008 at 4:22 pm
That is awesome. I would have died of alcohol poisoning!
October 3, 2008 at 4:39 pm
If Mom had a shot every time she said ‘American people’ she would probably have been hospitalized by this morning. That woman has a serious problem with answering questions without using a cliche
October 3, 2008 at 4:40 pm
And a new drinking game is born…
October 3, 2008 at 8:35 pm
This is why MY head hurt all day.
October 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm
If you drank everytime she said Barack Obama, you’d be in the hospital today.
October 3, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I wonder if I can adopt this mom. (As a second mom. I love my own mom too much to lose her.)
October 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm
This is a brilliant idea; I’m youtubing the debate and making the young republicans drive me to the hospital later.
October 4, 2008 at 4:11 pm
This is my mom! Literally – I sent this in :) The big question is, do I forward this site to my mom so I can let her know about her internet infamy?
October 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm
You totally should. I told my mom about this site and she laughed her ass off.
October 5, 2008 at 2:22 am
If we’d all drank every time a false “fact” was presented there would have been many deaths from alcohol poisoning.
October 6, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I vote you tell her she has a fan club! It was towards the end of the debate when we realized (I had a bunch of friends over to watch the debate) that we should have done shots for “Maverick” and every time SP called him “O’Biden”. Damn!
As for expaining the heavy use of Maverick….we decided that the most logical explination was that McCain/Pailin are HUGE fan’s of Tom Cruise’s character in Top Gun, and a love for Tom Cruise means they’re obviously crazy scientologists and as such….must be stopped because if they win, they’ll donate our country’s gross national product to the Church of Scientology.
Makes perfect sense right?
October 6, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I like your logic, Jeffrey, I like it…
October 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm
So now we need a Goose! I feel the need…the need for speed!
October 6, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Did anyone see the SNL spoof of the Veep debates? Wait for the end…well worth it – you’ll laugh your butt off!!!
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