Mom: Your dad and I were watching the SNL thing and were confused, what is a MILF?
Me: Seriously? You don’t know?
Mom: No. We were so confused at that part.
Me: It means Mother I’d Like To “F”
Mom: Gross. What?! Who would do that to a mother?!
Me: I don’t know, obviously you aren’t a MILF.
Mom: Obviously. I’m just a MILM. A Mother I’d Like to have as a Mother.
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This is amazing.
October 6, 2008 at 12:51 pm
As a daughter of a mother, I would have to hurt anyone who discribed my mom as a milf.
October 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm
It can be a (crude, no doubt) compliment.
October 6, 2008 at 7:29 pm
best. comeback. ever. And so mom-ish!
October 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Absolutely Adorable! I have to send this to my mom. We watched it together and she had no idea what it was either.
October 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
I didn’t know what a MILF was either. I had to google it.
October 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm
MILF I understand. What’s SNL?
October 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm
SNL:Saturday Night Live…how old are you, 6?
October 15, 2008 at 4:09 pm
No, just English.
October 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
You should have told her “Maybe Dad” and see how hard she would have freaked out :)
October 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I read this during my computer class and proceeded to laugh a little too loudly. Yay for akward glares!
October 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm
As a single mom I hope occasionally someone thinks of me as a MILF!
December 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
I still think this is one of the
cutest Mom responses ever!
January 9, 2010 at 9:23 pm