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Backstory: We live on a farm (more Ralph Lauren than Hilly Billy). We bought chicks, half of them turned out to be roosters. Mom wanted to get rid of them before they started cock-fighting

Just traded roosters for cinderella pumpkins! They pumpkins are hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! mom

Posted on 10.08.2008 at 11:15 am// Tagged: pets and animals

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1. Holiday Djinn

She named the pumpkins Hugh?

October 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm

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