Mom: hey chickie
Mom: made meatballs.
what more can a poor working girl want
than her mama’s company
Me: did you just call me a prostitute?
Mom: no, those are skanky working girls, with a tramp stamp
you have a stamp, but not in the trampy spot
Me: oh man alive.
Mom: but don’t want to see you and j cupcaking
Me: what does that even mean?
Mom: and i am your peep
you should check your vitals
and dont talk smack about kathy
fo shizzle
obvi you are the bomb
and ridonkulous beyond sick for shizzle tight and wack to boot
a total nutter, and snogging your boo with a totes badonkadong
I been reading the aarp magazine
how many of those do you know?
Me: like- the old people magazine?
Mom: obvi
tramp stamp
Me: You are scary.
Mom: bet i made your day huh
we aarp’ers are right up on it
Mom: so what thinks you my baby girl
am i cool or what?
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Oh man. I know this mom! Literally! She says things like this all the time and is quite possibly the funniest (not intentionally) mom ever! LOLOL!
I would like to borrow this mom from time to time. HILARIOUS!!!!
I’m sure the submitter would let you ‘borrow’ her. ;o)
hands off, she’s MINE!
Word.
Ha the best my mom can do is constantly use the word “discomblobulated” (or some similar mispronunciation). Also my dad calls tilapia “tilaplia.”
It’s just not quite this funny.
HILARIOUS! I love this mom.
ahhaha, this is so funny…my mom got that same issue of AARP and decided to quiz me and see if I knew all the terms.
Cupcaking???
Kosicle informed me that ‘cupcaking’ apparently means public displays of affection. Even after the warning I saw her and J cupcaking last night. I have photo evidence!
One time I accompanied my mother to the post office. She asked me if I’d heard “that song by this Snoop Doggy guy, you know the one - chillin’ at the Holiday Inn!” IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWDED POST OFFICE.
The hole in the ground never did open up and swallow me like I was hoping.
Lolzz my mom does this all the time. She watched “Miss Rap Supreme” on mtv and then called me every day with a new rap she wrote. She is awesome.
This is seriously my mom. When I call her cell phone she answers it “What up ho?” and told me not to “front’ the other day. It’s just too much sometimes.
fo shizzle
haha “Oh Man Alive!”
I’d like to adopt this mom. Even if she doesn’t like to see me cupcaking.
my mom cut out this same list from AARP so she could be up with my lingo. ahhhhhhhh