Airports are the best places to kidnap someone. Be watchful. Stay together. Buddy system. If you are kidnapped, speak french… no one wants them!
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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Ha! I love this mom!
October 15, 2008 at 4:19 am
Your mom is a biggot!!!!
October 17, 2008 at 6:14 am
do you know what biggot means?
October 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I didn’t see anything bigoted (one g, not two) in that post. I read it as the French have no enemies, no one wants to get them. I think that is a compliment, not a case of bigotry.
October 17, 2008 at 11:40 pm
come on you guys, it’s a mom, she was joking….sweet jesus!!
my mom woudl say something like that…though she would also tell me i have nothing to worry aobut as no one would want to kidnap me.
October 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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October 23, 2008 at 5:15 pm
airports are great places to get drunk…your home town is a great place for someone to kidnap your kitty cat or dog! watch out! its Christmas for crying out loud! tom
December 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Oh, good grief. I love this site…right up until I read the comments section where people take everything way too seriously. She’s not a bigot. She was kidding. Geez.
January 25, 2010 at 11:40 pm