I am mailing you metro card which i just found which is valid through October 31st.

I also have some underwear that was mid-sized. It was labeled large but was quite tight on me and is probably a medium. I know you like a different style– thong or whatever, but these would probably fit you and are quite stretchy and sheer.

There were three to a package– I only tried on one, and would send the other never-worn two.

I will hold on to them in case you say you absolutely don’t want them.

An update.
The problem with the Saab–it’s  engine burned up…
Glad it did not burn the whole car up.
We are looking for a new car or new, used car.

I guess I should not have called the car a piece of shit last night. Maybe it heard me.
Ever,
Mom

Backstory: My family’s own version of The Grown Ass Woman’s Club is coming to visit me in Chicago.

So are you ready?  Do you have your medications all in line??  We are leaving around 8am and once we get there we will do the Michigan Avenue thing. Dont know about dinner plans for that night. You are going to be with us Friday night right?  All I know for sure is that Jenni wants a picture in front of Oprah studio’s.
Is that going to be possible?  I’d also like to go back to Milleniun park to see that mirrored structure and then Deanna wants to go to Navy Pier. What about those passes for the subway?  If you are going to get them we will pay you back. Any lines on any tickets for anything.  Are you going to take your Mom out alone? I hope so! We will call you when we get there.
I cant wait. We are bringing LOTS of liquor.  Lots of love.  Cant wait to see you!!!!!!!

Had no idea dad watched Tabatha’s show, kind of weird. If he starts watching soap operas, he’s going back to work.

NEWS FLASH–Your grandmother called me and told me that she would really like to have you and Ben up for Thanksgiving. She also told me, “I suppose I should send her an e-mail. We’ve learned how to get e-mails, of course, but we’re not sure how to give them.”

Give e-mails. That’s so cute.

Call her honey.

I have a meeting with the president so I have to go.

Love you-
Mom

P.S.–Did you know how many certifiably dysfunctional people there are who are gainfully employed? It’s frightening.

Just cant figure how the comments got there about returning a text message or whatever it said. How would someone elses texts get on my chat area? Im not sure what this is here I am typing on, it says Chat with A* in a new big square separate from the side. This also looks like an email but as a chat session. I cant see my chat and the words have gone up into some space. I cant get to it and it wont send. Also this different chat thing is here, maybe I brought it up when I clicked on chat on the left side of the screen where you can see your history of chats and all that. I think that is how I saw you had chatted me, things weren’t going normal on the regular chat space (like now). Im sending this to see if you will get it, not sure. I will email you also. Maybe I should just shut down and start over. I am not a wiz at this thing. When it does crappy things I cant fix or figure out. I love you and am sorry if you felt I intentionally ignored you or something. Sad face. Your mom.