you don’t TELL me anything!

Mom: I found a girl who’s perfect for you!
Me: What makes her so perfect?
Mom: She has brown hair and she drinks
Me: … That’s it? That’s all you think I go for?
Mom: Well that’s all I seem to be able to surmise about your girlfriends from the facebook pictures. Since you don’t TELL me anything else about them.
Me: You’re facebook stalking me mom.
Mom: I might call it “being a mother” :)
Me: I might call it “you’re pushing your facebook friendship privileges”

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    • 1.  selena

      I think I love everything about this post.

      November 20, 2008 at 3:22 pm

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    • 2.  Caitlyn

      So typical of moms! And very cute! lol

      November 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm

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    • 3.  Elizabeth

      Love it! What a great one.

      November 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm

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    • 4.  Barbara

      Love it!!

      November 20, 2008 at 8:45 pm

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    • 5.  Christie

      That is awesome. She has brown hair and she drinks. That would be me! Maybe I could be his girlfriend! :D

      November 21, 2008 at 8:54 am

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    • 6.  Jeffrey

      She could also be looking at a picture of an irish setter!!!

      November 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm

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    • 7.  Lucas

      I do require a little bit more than just those attributes, but they are a good starting point lol. So, does anyone have an Irish setter? jk

      November 22, 2008 at 10:24 am

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    • 8.  Amanda

      This is why I don’t put pictures of boys on my facebook. Haha, our mothers would get along just fine.

      November 22, 2008 at 3:33 pm

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    • 9.  Ashley

      If you have a facebook account, you are setting yourself up to be stalked by anybody, at any time, so cut your mom a little slack.

      November 25, 2008 at 3:34 am

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    • 10.  Deb

      That mother should consider herself lucky. I’ve spent good money on spies, but they haven’t found out anything either.

      May 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm

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    • 11.  mamabake

      That is so me and my son!

      November 18, 2010 at 10:19 am

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Love, Mom