Memorable College Experiences

Yay! Congratulations on your first extermination experience. I am so happy to know that your college years will be filled with memorable times like these. Remember these words of wisdom from your mother……A dead roach is a good roach!

Now about that sponge. This is one of those times I like to say, “what the @&*!” Do you really think Matt is going to wake up and say, “Gee wiz, I think I better go buy a new sponge and go clean that sink.” REALLY? You may feel the cold frosty air of hell freezing over before that happens.

So yes, add rubber gloves to the list along with a gas mask and go attack the bathroom. Thanks for sharing!

Love you,

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    • 1.  Trixie

      OMG!! I have never laughed so hard at something to do with cockroaches! Listen to your mom on this one and invest in some spray bleach!

      November 21, 2008 at 9:28 am

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    • 2.  dorys

      Cockroaches, Trixie? She’s talking about smoking marijuana. The horrors!

      November 21, 2008 at 12:53 pm

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    • 3.  Michelle

      Nope…it’s about cockroaches! Exterminated!

      November 21, 2008 at 7:48 pm

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    • 4.  dorys

      Damn in my mind it was so much better. I read it as experimentation, not extermination!

      I do stand corrected, though.

      November 22, 2008 at 9:07 pm

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Love, Mom