Me: I don’t know what to get my husband for his birthday
Mom: Well, I don’t know if the standards are higher in New York, but in Oakridge, a 6-pack and a blowjob would do. That’s all men around here want.
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I love this mother! This is a conversation I would have had with my dad, but it’s just as funny coming from mom!
November 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
This would be a great gift for any man who is hard to buy for!
November 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm
TMI, Mom!
November 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Best. Mom. Ever.
November 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Jesus, Mom!
November 24, 2008 at 2:32 pm
uhhhhh……yeah, no. Waaaay too much info coming from her mama.
November 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm
After all these years I hope that husband is still getting that. Perfect gift!
November 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm
That is just priceless! I love it!
November 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
lol oh my god! your mom is amazing and sadly for me oh so right!
November 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’ve got to say, I agree with your mom. I’m sure he would love it.
November 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm
He shouldn’t have to wait until his birthday.
November 24, 2008 at 7:33 pm
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November 24, 2008 at 11:14 pm
ROFL…I think I actually cringed when I read that!
November 25, 2008 at 5:42 am
Oh my God. Hilarious, but Mooooooooooooooom, that is sooooooooo embarrassing!!!
November 25, 2008 at 9:38 am
…annnd I have finally figured out what to get my husband for Christmas. Thanks, Mom!
November 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Does anyone have her phone number? Maybe she is feeling charitable this year :)
November 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I’d say our standards are higher than New York. I hear that in NY you’d be lucky to get a hand job…..and some cheap wine. Kack, you go girl!
November 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Hum… is it funnier knowing the parents, or just as a general saying? Best male friend’s motto for women, “Come naked and bring beer.”
November 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Whoever this mom belongs to, thank her for me – I just finished Christmas shopping for my boyfriend!
Might be an awkward gift to open at his parent’s house, though. =]
November 27, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Makes the daughter worried about all the times Dad was drinking a beer on his birthday…Or at least I would be.
December 3, 2008 at 2:27 pm
The worst part of this conversation?
Now you know what your dad gets for his birthday every year. XP
May 11, 2009 at 1:19 am
How can you look your Dad in the eye after hearing something like that?
December 2, 2009 at 10:59 am