What Men Want

Me: I don’t know what to get my husband for his birthday
Mom: Well, I don’t know if the standards are higher in New York, but in Oakridge, a 6-pack and a blowjob would do. That’s all men around here want.

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    • 1.  Trixie

      I love this mother! This is a conversation I would have had with my dad, but it’s just as funny coming from mom!

      November 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm

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    • 2.  Holiday Djinn

      This would be a great gift for any man who is hard to buy for!

      November 24, 2008 at 1:16 pm

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    • 3.  Emily

      TMI, Mom!

      November 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm

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    • 4.  Blake

      Best. Mom. Ever.

      November 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm

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    • 5.  Megan

      Jesus, Mom!

      November 24, 2008 at 2:32 pm

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    • 6.  Renee

      uhhhhh……yeah, no. Waaaay too much info coming from her mama.

      November 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm

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    • 7.  P

      After all these years I hope that husband is still getting that. Perfect gift!

      November 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm

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    • 8.  Amanda

      That is just priceless! I love it!

      November 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm

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    • 9.  Bari

      lol oh my god! your mom is amazing and sadly for me oh so right!

      November 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm

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    • 10.  Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

      I’ve got to say, I agree with your mom. I’m sure he would love it.

      November 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm

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    • 11.  kelE

      He shouldn’t have to wait until his birthday.

      November 24, 2008 at 7:33 pm

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      [...] Karly made Postcards From Yo Momma! [...]

      November 24, 2008 at 11:14 pm

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    • 13.  Jackie

      ROFL…I think I actually cringed when I read that!

      November 25, 2008 at 5:42 am

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    • 14.  Christie

      Oh my God. Hilarious, but Mooooooooooooooom, that is sooooooooo embarrassing!!!

      November 25, 2008 at 9:38 am

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    • 15.  Motc

      …annnd I have finally figured out what to get my husband for Christmas. Thanks, Mom!

      November 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm

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    • 16.  jAMES

      Does anyone have her phone number? Maybe she is feeling charitable this year :)

      November 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm

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    • 17.  John

      I’d say our standards are higher than New York. I hear that in NY you’d be lucky to get a hand job…..and some cheap wine. Kack, you go girl!

      November 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm

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    • 18.  Kelsey

      Hum… is it funnier knowing the parents, or just as a general saying? Best male friend’s motto for women, “Come naked and bring beer.”

      November 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm

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    • 19.  Kirstie

      Whoever this mom belongs to, thank her for me – I just finished Christmas shopping for my boyfriend!

      Might be an awkward gift to open at his parent’s house, though. =]

      November 27, 2008 at 11:57 pm

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    • 20.  Kris

      Makes the daughter worried about all the times Dad was drinking a beer on his birthday…Or at least I would be.

      December 3, 2008 at 2:27 pm

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    • 21.  Jeannie

      The worst part of this conversation?

      Now you know what your dad gets for his birthday every year. XP

      May 11, 2009 at 1:19 am

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    • 22.  Sophie

      How can you look your Dad in the eye after hearing something like that?

      December 2, 2009 at 10:59 am

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Love, Mom