Sorry for being so blunt. I certainly don’t want to hurt your feelings, I just don’t think you are taking care of yourself, i.e. putting your best foot forward. And unfortunately for me, you may really dislike me for taking the liberty, but consider any mother – unless it is a reptile mother – who eat their young – all mothers are protective of their offspring. I would not have taken the liberty, if I didn’t think you were in jeopardy. You are shooting yourself in the foot. Especially if that smoke I’ve been smelling on you isn’t cigarette smoke. Maybe you should consider what is really bothering you. Is it really your hair?
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