Holiday Lighting Design

HAHAHA.  DAD PUT UP HALF THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE….BY THE GARAGE WITH ICECICLE LIGHTS AND THE OTHER HALF WITH STRAIGHT LINE LIGHTS.
hE INSISTED THEY WERE FINE….I KNEW DIFFERENT BUT HE REFUSED TO GO OUT AND BUY MORE LIGHTS.  ONE MORNING AS I WAS GETTING IN THE CAR 2 OLD NEARLY BLIND WOMEN WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND THEY SAID “EXCUSE ME BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIGHTS DON’T MATCH?  HALF IS ICECICLE AND HALF IS NOT?”  I SAID I HADN’T NOTICED BECAUSE MY HUSBAND PUT THEM UP AND I HADN’T BEEN OUT TO LOOK AT NIGHT, BUT HEY, THANK YOU!”
THEY ARE NOW ALL STRAIGHT LINE LIGHTS.  FREAK…CHEAP FREAK

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    • 1.  kate

      so if she didn’t like his handy work, why didn’t SHE go out and buy some different lights she liked?

      December 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    • 2.  Ashley

      Why do the lights have to match?

      December 16, 2008 at 7:01 am

    • 3.  Kip

      Kate.. why are you so pissy? On every post you have left you are nit picking all the moms… this is for HUMOR, it’s thought of as FUNNY by the person posting and was more then likely ment to be funny by the mother… geez. If you don’t see the humor quit reading it!! Sounds like you have bottled up mother issues…

      December 16, 2008 at 10:19 am

    • 4.  Nol

      Kip rocks!

      December 16, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    • 5.  kate

      hey kip. kiss my a–

      December 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    • 6.  Kip

      Kate- would love to but your shoulders are blocking it.. maybe if you would pull your head out of there i could!!

      December 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    • 7.  kate

      kip, lighten up, will ya? How come you get so pissed off by a few words someone writes, someone who you don’t even know? Interesting. Be Happy…I’m Happy.

      December 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    • 8.  Mae

      Kate, you’re a killjoy and a whore.

      January 6, 2009 at 11:03 pm

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