Celebrity Baby News

I saw in the paper that some guy in a band and his skanky wife had a kid.

They named the kid Bronx Mowgli no shit. Try to top that one……………

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    • 1.  katzkid2

      My daughter’s friends just had a baby boy. They named him Gibson Atari…………..

      December 17, 2008 at 11:51 am

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    • 2.  Uulargh of the Prairie

      I, for one, think it’s brilliant… Bronx Mowgli. Naming the child after the smell of the mother’s intra-coital queef! Sheer brilliance.
      Far better and more original than last year’s ghetto fabulous name choice of “Meconium.”

      December 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm

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    • 3.  iwokit

      We at my office like to call this “Babyname-crack”. It is the drug that preggos take when they are thinking about what to name there baby. Here are some recent examples in my life: Tova and Eoghan (pronounced Owen).

      December 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm

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    • 4.  Sarah

      I love that this mom referred to Ashlee Simpson as (Pete Wentz’s) skanky wife!

      And btw Eoghan is a standard Irish name.

      December 17, 2008 at 11:22 pm

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    • 5.  Kate

      oh… I love Ashlee… but yes… the name is a bit nutty.

      December 18, 2008 at 12:12 am

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    • 6.  Elizabeth

      Eoghan is Irish as mentioned and Tova is usually used by Jewish families (Hebrew origin anyway). Nothing crack-like about either of those names.

      December 18, 2008 at 11:06 am

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    • 7.  Jane

      “Meconium” is part of the traditional racist baby-name UL, not an actual name. See snopes.com.

      December 18, 2008 at 11:11 am

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    • 8.  Christie

      Elizabeth, I second what you said. Tova and Eoghan are completely normal “real” names. Bronx Mowgli, notsomuch.

      December 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm

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    • 9.  savium

      I thought the prize for most unusual baby name was Espn….. my mind still reels when thinking about what that says about American society.

      December 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm

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    • 10.  Stacy

      I’m actually naming my baby Tova. It’s a very popular Hebrew and Swedish name.

      October 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm

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