I saw in the paper that some guy in a band and his skanky wife had a kid.
They named the kid Bronx Mowgli no shit. Try to top that one……………
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Tagged: ashlee simpson, celebrities, dumb baby names, pete wentz, pop culture
Posted on 12.17.2008 at 11:17 am
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My daughter’s friends just had a baby boy. They named him Gibson Atari…………..
December 17, 2008 at 11:51 am
I, for one, think it’s brilliant… Bronx Mowgli. Naming the child after the smell of the mother’s intra-coital queef! Sheer brilliance.
Far better and more original than last year’s ghetto fabulous name choice of “Meconium.”
December 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm
We at my office like to call this “Babyname-crack”. It is the drug that preggos take when they are thinking about what to name there baby. Here are some recent examples in my life: Tova and Eoghan (pronounced Owen).
December 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I love that this mom referred to Ashlee Simpson as (Pete Wentz’s) skanky wife!
And btw Eoghan is a standard Irish name.
December 17, 2008 at 11:22 pm
oh… I love Ashlee… but yes… the name is a bit nutty.
December 18, 2008 at 12:12 am
Eoghan is Irish as mentioned and Tova is usually used by Jewish families (Hebrew origin anyway). Nothing crack-like about either of those names.
December 18, 2008 at 11:06 am
“Meconium” is part of the traditional racist baby-name UL, not an actual name. See snopes.com.
December 18, 2008 at 11:11 am
Elizabeth, I second what you said. Tova and Eoghan are completely normal “real” names. Bronx Mowgli, notsomuch.
December 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I thought the prize for most unusual baby name was Espn….. my mind still reels when thinking about what that says about American society.
December 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I’m actually naming my baby Tova. It’s a very popular Hebrew and Swedish name.
October 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm