Not THAT Kind of Threeway

Backstory: My mom wanted a Conair 3-way curling iron for Christmas.

mom: I also want a three way for christmas

me: what do I look like? Your pimp? If you want a threeway, well you’re on your own, although you might want to run the idea by dad first

mom: huh? your father doesn’t care about what I do with my hair

me: whats a three way have to do with your hair?…or better yet, I’d rather not know

mom: well usually curling irons are used for hair

me: curling iron? oooohhhh, we were SO not on the same page on this one

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    • 1.  georgie


      December 21, 2008 at 11:02 am

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    • 2.  Trixie

      I’d be a little concerned if my mother and I were on the same page on this one *shudder*!

      December 21, 2008 at 12:44 pm

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    • 3.  Yanos

      The backstory unfortunately ruins the punchline! No need to give away the joke here.

      December 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm

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    • 4.  Sarah

      I love it, even with the backstory, it made me laugh!

      December 21, 2008 at 7:00 pm

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    • 5.  Z.

      My jaw dropped for this one. Love it. Funny yesterday a friend and I picked up her mom and we had been discussing threesomes before she picked her up and continued to do so once the mom was in the car but she had no idea what we were talking about. Love it.

      December 22, 2008 at 1:05 am

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    • 6.  Jeff

      My mom is a lot like this mom. On her end SHE knows what she is talking about but it doesn’t always come out that way. Some of the thought process did not make its way to her fingers while she was typing. Must admit, I would probably react the same way if my mom told me she was interested in a 3 way for Christmas. I would most likely pass out!!!!!

      December 22, 2008 at 10:49 am

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    • 7.  Tiffany


      December 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm

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    • 8.  katie kawaii


      January 16, 2009 at 10:29 pm

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    • 9.  sarah

      Sounds FAKE

      March 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm

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    • 10.  Cdee

      I also call fake.

      September 23, 2009 at 7:28 pm

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    • 11.  PETE


      November 24, 2009 at 7:18 pm

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Love, Mom