All men are shitheads. It’s just the degree of shitheadness that separates one from the other.
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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Oh yes I couldn’t agree more with this statement.
December 29, 2008 at 11:22 am
Yikes!
December 29, 2008 at 11:50 am
no truer words were ever spoken.
December 29, 2008 at 11:56 am
Amen.
December 29, 2008 at 12:01 pm
That is why we call em spinsters!
December 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm
what is a spinster?
December 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Oh, that’s just FUNNY. At least she’s passing on her words of wisdom! Learn it early…
December 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Since when is regurgitated hog wash wisdom???
December 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Jane the word spinster comes from unmarried women who would be cloistered together and either do weaving or spinning to make wool as that was the only job that they could do to make money for themselves as they had no husbands.
December 29, 2008 at 4:06 pm
HAHA! You poor delusional women….
December 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I couldn’t agree more! Perfect words of wisdom from a mother to her daughter.
December 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Way to go Mom (not really). This also means that all women are bitches, and it’s just the degree of bitchiness that separates one from the other.
Maybe this “wisdom” is all true…
December 31, 2008 at 1:53 am
Bitterness toward men…passed down from generation to generation as family tradition. Brings a tear to the eye…
December 31, 2008 at 6:57 am
That is so narrow minded. One can not say all men are so and so. Same goes for women.
If you look for trouble you will get it. So please next time try a bit harder to find a decent man then you won’t be calling all of us the same.
February 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Yah they say that love is blind, but for me i dont think so because in see clear before i approach a girl.
September 9, 2009 at 7:27 am
LOVE IS WICKED
September 9, 2009 at 7:48 am