What do I do? This girl I was playing boggle with wants to be my friend. Why?

Hope you are enjoying this week.

Love, M

Backstory: My dad is the only male in our family, with my mom and then my two sisters and myself. He is constantly out numbered. In fact my husband is convinced we killed his “man-spirit” years ago. My dad is also a weepy kind of guy, cries more then my mom by far. Poor dad.

Your dad just walked in to take my lunch order. He is my slave, no wait, he is my bitch. Hey bitch! I want some lunch! Your dad would like to say a quick hi, but he’s too busy being my bitch. Love you.

Just a few more hours.  Think about next week and the fun food and prezzies at my hizzy!!!

I can’t even believe you can get all this GREAT stuff for FREE!!!!! In the past hour I have downloaded through itunes hours of news shows from CSpan (I can believe that’s free, as we do pay for that news with our cable bills), hundreds of NPR, PRI, and BBC stations and shows, Wall Street Journal morning, which I never knew existed but nothing else the WSJ has is free, Grammar Girl, which is super duper and in such short clips that you don’t get bored, Economics Magazine which I used to subscribe to and quit because I don’t have time to read it, and on and on. I have free music too, from public radio stations. There is so many catagories of listening on itunes, it would take a year to get through it all. This must be how the early Americans felt when Jefferson and Franklin announced the first public library.

I don’t know why, but it just popped into my head that it really isn’t the best idea to store your paper cupcake liners in the oven [even when off, you never know]. Please remove them and store with your Tupperware.

Backstory: Ever seen those BK Whopper Jr. commercials? Evidently, my mother has.

Please don’t ever walk around dressed like a burger.

Backstory: My twitter said “just made a bacon cheeseburger and ate it. yum.”  I’m Jewish.  My Mom thought this was a Shanda.  (It was turkey bacon.)

You had a bacon cheeseburger??????????  Nooooooooooooooooooo.

Backstory: I’m a middle school teacher and have been getting tons of Christmas presents, which I refer to as my teaching booty, from my students.

So did you get any more booty today?

I took Rufus for a walk and he pished and pooped, after being home alone all day without a single accident that I could locate!!!!

It’s unfortunate that he peed on the upstairs hall carpet yesterday and pooped on the den rug this morning. Luckily, his morning poop was dry and left no stain. I treated the rug anyway. Nice to have to do when I have to be at work by 8 a.m. !

I saw in the paper that some guy in a band and his skanky wife had a kid.

They named the kid Bronx Mowgli no shit. Try to top that one……………

I just heard on the news that sugar is as addictive as HEROIN!  OMG…also results in food addiction.. You might have to commit me!

You know I love you very much and am truly proud of the emerging adults you have become. This email is of a serious nature, and I hope you will take it as such. At the end of 60 Minutes, Andy Rooney gives a little commentary on whatever strikes his fancy. This particular evening it was about the use of expletives (dirty words, he whispered) that  profligates our culture. His point of view is that it is plain old bad manners.  It is disrespectful to those who hear it and it reflects badly on the person who uses it. Though I am guilty of this rarely, (though Dad will say otherwise) it pains me that you two lovely people have such bad manners. You two are both adults, and this language is nothing to be proud of. Perhaps, you could start a new movement and be in the forefront of speaking in a manner that would reflect well on your. Looking into the future, there is nothing cute about hearing a 3 year old say the f word or s word.  I too will clean up my act, so to speak. I love y
 ou, MOM

hi thanks for the note..
i hate that YOU do this to YOURSELF also..

YOU are CAPABLE and OUTSTANDING>>why don’t YOU believe that? daMMIT!

I’m going to bed..extremely exhausted..

tomorrow i get that filling.wed am a dr. appt..ugh..
talk to you tomorrow then..
i need to make it look christmasy here..

ok..nitey nite..get that FUCKING work done! dammit..YOU CAN DO IT!

loveYOU bushels,
momxooxox:)

Plan ahead get all your work stuff put out before we go to dinner so that when you get home from the show you can hop in bed and be asleep by 11pm. You can do it!! Mom

p.s. no sex that night!!!!!