Mom: Oh, our new e-mail address is RDSmith69@—-.com
Me: does the 69 stand for something in particular, or is that dad being perverse?
Mom: You never know with him. He set it up, so use your imagination! 
Me: sick
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Dad’s Dirty Mind
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"My mother's saying is, "Life is uncertain - eat dessert first." She has gone through phases in recent years of eating almost nothing but pie and Pop-Tarts. And I know what you're thinking - she's actually underweight... why didn't I inherit that metabolism."
— R
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- Attn: Miss High and Mighty Doctoral Student (11)
- whatever: my mother complains if it takes me more than an hour to call back if she rings me....
- Happy Fourth of July! Bring Your Own Bail Money. (2)
- Can’t Resist the Call of the Peanut Donut (1)
- Kellye: What the hell is a peanut donut?
- That’s my girl! (6)
- whatever: oh, i had a job at a call center for almost a year. then i quit because i...
- The World Needs My Outlook (5)
- Russet House Mother: I am one of those blogging Moms. I started blogging several years ago...
- Attn: Miss High and Mighty Doctoral Student (11)
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Past 7 Days
Past 30 Days
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- 1. Worshiping at the Electronic Altar +114
- 2. He’s Getting Socks this Year +108
- 3. A Fitting Tribute +85
- 4. The Lawn Whisperer +74
- 5. It’s So Hot… +59
- 6. Fashion Tips for a Drag Queen Son +49
- 7. I didn’t mean it like that! +43
- 8. Temptresses! +42
- 9. Good News!!! +40
- 10. Up for Grabs +32
- 1. Obama’s Speech Makes Muslim Mom Happy +272
- 2. It’s Like I’m Famous! +206
- 3. Ham Junkies +194
- 4. Teenage “Dark” Times +186
- 5. Re: David Carradine’s Death +172
- 6. I am in awe of you…until I see your room. +161
- 7. Reasons to Call Dad, from 1987 +149
- 8. Mom Vs. Telemarketers +126
- 9. Technology Success… and Fail +125
- 10. Worshiping at the Electronic Altar +114
- 1. Don’t Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME +1116
- 2. Mom, Dad and Facebook: A Dangerous Combo +792
- 3. Get me out of here! +774
- 4. Hear me…RABBITS. +720
- 5. The Grown-Ass Woman’s Club +672
- 6. Sometimes a Snake is Just a Snake +667
- 7. What Mom Learned From AARP +666
- 8. Cleaning Out The Closet +599
- 9. What Men Want +576
- 10. How to Save Your Marriage +569
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Past 7 Days
Past 30 Days
All Time
- 1. A Fitting Tribute (11)
- 2. Worshiping at the Electronic Altar (10)
- 3. Good News!!! (7)
- 4. Temptresses! (7)
- 5. Fashion Tips for a Drag Queen Son (5)
- 6. The Lawn Whisperer (5)
- 7. It's So Hot... (5)
- 8. The World Needs My Outlook (5)
- 9. Breaking News (4)
- 10. 'Stache Advice (3)
- 1. Obama's Speech Makes Muslim Mom Happy (45)
- 2. "The Talk," Now Via Email (24)
- 3. Re: David Carradine's Death (20)
- 4. Teenage "Dark" Times (13)
- 5. I am in awe of you...until I see your room. (13)
- 6. For Reals For Reals?? (12)
- 7. Girls vs. Boys (11)
- 8. I've Named Him Super Pig. (11)
- 9. ...but I love the dog more. (11)
- 10. Have You Seen This Girl? (11)
- 1. Where Are You From? (145)
- 2. First You Pierce Your Nose, Then You Have Illegitimate Children (86)
- 3. And you are becoming a male hater (69)
- 4. Don't Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME (66)
- 5. Does Your Mom Buy You Undies Every Year? (66)
- 6. Who is the Baby Daddy? (57)
- 7. Obama's Speech Makes Muslim Mom Happy (45)
- 8. Mom the Grammar Nazi (43)
- 9. The Grown-Ass Woman's Club (38)
- 10. Grandma Can't Be Bothered? (38)
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