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Don’t Be a Douche

Hey lil I sense a transition coming up…..we know how good we are with those….you K? love you miss you gotta go oatmeal is burning. hey it didn’t send. Oatmeal disaster averted. Dad says “BLAH BLAH BLAH hi, I love you lil” I just wrote the important stuff. Now. I’ve scorched the oatmeal. I was up late last night counting my blessings (at the risk of sounding like a douche) somewhere around toilet paper I fell asleep. I woke up wondering why I get in my own way so much of the time. The only thing I can think of is… I am a douche. Sorry about so much douche but it makes me smile every time I type it. douche douche douche she typed laughing like an idiot. In short don’t be a douche like your mom. AND if for some reason your feeling down or doubtful or numb type douche it works for me. Well that is enough motherly wisdom for one email. now it’s time to eat my now cold oatmeal. love ya doll mom

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    • 1.  res

      “douche”

      omg, that actually works! Moms totally know best.

      January 5, 2009 at 10:23 am

    • 2.  Ashley

      Team get mom into therapy.

      January 6, 2009 at 1:35 am

    • 3.  Christie

      Um, what the hell drugs is that mom on? Totally crazy incoherent message.

      January 6, 2009 at 11:04 am

    • 4.  colleen

      Christie, it made perfect sense to me. That could say a lot about my sanity though. . .

      anyway, you should really try it. Douche douche douche.
      You can’t help but smile when you type it.

      January 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    • 5.  Ashley D

      I love your mother Lillian! She is awesome…
      douche douche douche douche douche.
      And I believe that its a totally coherent message, I understand nothing, drugs or no!

      January 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    • 6.  gingerchimes

      Brilliant, funny, caring, and a wonderfully loving message to a daughter. Mom eats scorched, cold oatmeal for You!
      Add it to the blessings list. And we’re working on that idea for a decent laundromat for Prague.

      January 11, 2009 at 3:29 pm

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