Backstory: There’s never an inappropriate time to use quote “So I married an axe murderer” to poke fun at the size of someone’s face. Jealousy does hilarious things to mom.
Mom: I was reading the local newspaper online and saw this little article in the “Who’s news” section [link to story about a girl I knew in high school meeting Johnny Depp]. She must’ve graduated a year before you but she went to your high school, so you might know her. Lucky little puke!
Me: Yea I know who she is. People I know used the code name Miss Piggy when referring to her because of the obvious resemblence. Not in a mean way, though.
Mom: Yeah, you’re right! Must be the big-ass face on her…
“I’m not kidding, that girl’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight, on her huge pilla.”
Wow…how mean and petty!
January 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
LMAO
Her head probably “has it’s own weather system.”
January 5, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Can you really use the code name *Miss Piggy* in highschool, but not in a mean way?
January 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
and they say kids are so cruel.
January 5, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Best.movie.ever.
January 6, 2009 at 11:03 am
I am so proud of you mom being able to quote that movie!
January 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm
“It’s like an orange on a toothpick!!!” XD I love your mom for knowing that movie! Good for her.
January 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Your mom is Evil. Really evil. Like so evil, that you would say she was E-VEEL, like it’s the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL.
January 8, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I love people who randomly quote movies. It makes me feel better about myself (i do it way too often for it to be ok).
:)
January 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Johnny Depp is extraordinary sexy and kind hearted person. An awesome actor-the BEST! Beautiful man, inside & out.
October 7, 2010 at 12:12 pm