Me: Be very careful when you take your shower, I spilled some baby oil.
Mom: What? Don’t oil up the shower, do you want me to fall and die like Jett Travolta?
Me: too soon.
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ha! this cracked me up.
January 7, 2009 at 9:46 am
Yeah too soon. Plus he didn’t fall and die. He had a seizure.
January 7, 2009 at 10:45 am
With instant hyperconnectivity is there really any such thing as “too soon” anymore when it comes to dark humor? I dare say the idea of “too soon” has went out the window.
January 7, 2009 at 10:58 am
Interesting, but I dare say I will never find Jett Travolta dying all that funny.
January 7, 2009 at 11:17 am
Not funny in the least. And I have a demented sense of humor.
January 7, 2009 at 11:20 am
I laughed. Guess I’m going to hell.
January 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Who gives an F. People are born… then they die… sometimes too soon, but meh. Pretty funny.
January 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm
that was really really really in bad taste
not. cool. at. all
January 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I agree with Georgie—pretty tasteless
January 8, 2009 at 12:06 am
I was eating rice when I read this. I inhale six grains, choked, then sprayed out the rest in an arc around the room. Thanks, and yes, perhaps too soon.
January 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Stephanie, that cracked me up! I’m just glad I wasn’t eating rice, too.
January 9, 2009 at 12:41 am
This is SOOO awful! Who says this kinda of thing?
January 9, 2009 at 7:50 am
Ridiculous – extremely poor taste – if you’ve ever had a child, especially a child with special needs, this would not strike you as the least bit funny.
January 9, 2009 at 11:05 am
rofl.
January 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I hope it happens to you
January 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
sad, black humour this is not.
January 23, 2009 at 8:31 am
Special Needs??? The reason the kid never got treated was because his Scientologist father refused to acknowledge that Jett was ill. It’s not tragic because a sick person died, it’s tragic because a father allowed his own child to suffer and die because he’s part of a psycho cult that manipulates and destroys people.
Also- not too soon.
March 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Bwahaha that was hilarious!
March 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm