Mom: So what are you doing for New Year’s Eve?
Me: Heading to Cleveland with some friends.
Mom: Are you going to the Flats?
Me: No, probably heading to the Warehouse District.
Mom: Is that in the Flats?
Me: No, it’s in the Warehouse district.
[lingering inactivity]
Mom: Is that where they do the meth parties?
Me: What now?
Mom: Meth Parties. I heard there are all sorts of meth parties up in Cleveland.
Me: No, no meth parties.
Mom: Just promise me you won’t go to any meth parties. You can’t handle meth.
Me: I promise.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Laughed out loud, for real.
Pure gold. :-)
January 11, 2009 at 11:53 am
I am from Cleveland. This made me laugh soooo hard. Your mom is amazing.
April 1, 2009 at 1:20 am
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