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Grandma’s Secret Recipe

Grandma: i really like that apron you got me for Christmas
Me: oh, yeah, no problem, I thought it’d be useful
Grandma: oh sure for when we’re entertaining guests…..or if im just entertaining your grandfather
Me: um…..sounds great

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    • 1.  Keely K

      Sounds like something my grandma would say, are we maybe cousins?? My grandma has said such things to me: your grandpa proposed in the back of a car, your mother conceived on New Years Eve after having too much to drink, and your grandpa and I have naked races around the house.

      January 12, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    • 2.  Courtney

      Why just this weekend grandma gave me, my sister and one of my cousins advice on “how to not get pregnant”.

      Were we expecting the abstainance talk? Yes. Instead, Grandma advised using the “rhythm method and sex angels”. And yes, even at 89 years old, she’s still sharp as a tack.

      January 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    • 3.  Elizabeth

      Sex angels? I am intrigued…

      January 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    • 4.  Courtney

      They were some sort of angel statues (2 of them) and my Grandmother said you turned them facing back-to-back when you didn’t want to get pregnant. I’m pretty sure it was luck and the “rhythm method” that kept her from becoming pregnant, not the sex angels…

      January 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    • 5.  kelE

      This one is just cute. I am wondering if the poster thought the Grandma was using innuendo-or if it was innocent.

      January 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    • 6.  red

      … and it was at that moment Grandma wearily accepted the fact that she will never be able to recount her fondest memory; the one where her “flavor of the day” boyfriend/cinematographer made her the first person to ever wear the “French maid” costume on film…
      however briefly she actually “wore” it.

      January 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    • 7.  JeffreyG

      Good for grandma! I thought it maybe was a typo and was supposed to be sex angles.

      January 13, 2009 at 12:03 pm

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