How to Deal With Cops

Backstory: My buddy had an open container of hard cider in public. When cops started getting rough with him, i asked one officer “what are you doing?” I was in cuffs before i could say “my mom raised me better than this!”

As the daughter of an actual outlaw criminal (Grandpa) The ONE thing he taught me (well, besides how to break into cars) (well, besiiiiides how to deal with janitors) Oh never mind — Grandpa taught me a lot of stuff — but for sure he taught me to be nice to cops!!!!! So now I am passing that info down to you. Sorry I forgot to mention it when you were young and impressionable Love Mom

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    • 1.  Trixie

      Well, at least she’s taking responsibility for not teaching you the basics :)

      January 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    • 2.  Holiday Djinn

      Some like it rough. . . . .

      January 22, 2009 at 8:24 am

    • 3.  wink

      haha, very cute. :)

      January 22, 2009 at 9:37 am

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