Backstory: I e-mailed my mother feeling guilty about making out with a boy that isn’t actually my boyfriend.

Well Sweetie….what should I say? You aren’t married, so there’s no infidelity.
It was a choice. So ok. You did. Big deal….you don’t need absolution.
But you did promise me that you would make arrangements for the vaccine. Your window of age is closing and I feel that you should consider this extra protection….for all those whoops moments.
Gotta run….love you, Mom
xo