Me and my mom were both watching Snoops Dogg Father Hood On E! Network.
Mom: Do you think snoop dogg cheats on his wife?
Me: ?
Mom: shes kinda heavy
Me: not everyones shallow like you, plus black guys like thick girls, trust me
Mom: WAIT what? who have you been snoop doggin?
Me: oh no.


















You don’t have to be a black guy to appreciate a woman with a little meat on her bones. I have no problem with a woman that may be “thick” as she put it. Just means there is more of them to love, and I am a white guy.
January 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I agree w/ Jeff. Men of all backgrounds can enjoy Ruebenesque Women. Hell, even Freddie Mercury penned a tune singing the praises of “Fat-Bottom Girls” and he was gay.
January 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm
yea! and you don’t have to be a guy either lol
January 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Being a big girl myself, I mostly get hit on by black men. If I happen to be hit on by a white man it normally takes place in a club setting and more than likely they are drunk. When it comes to black men it does not have to be in a club or for them to be drunk.
BUT there are ALWAYS exceptions to the rules ;)
January 27, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I use to hit on ‘thick’ women when I was ‘wing man’. lol
January 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm
You’re a douche bag.
January 29, 2009 at 4:23 pm
We all have our purpose in life. Mine was to fly interference for my friends. If I’m a douche bag for being a great friend–so be it. I will say that I tended to get luckier than my friends.
January 30, 2009 at 11:20 am
you’re still a douche bag.
January 30, 2009 at 11:41 am
A funny douche bag though!
January 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Eh…been called worse…which I doubt will surprise you.
January 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm
This is just like my mother! She’s always implying men won’t be interested in “heavy” women (even though I’m heavy and have been happily married to one man longer than both her marriages combined!). Of course, they funniest part was verbing Snoop Dog. I may have to use that as a euphemism!!
January 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm