Don’t do drugs!! You can’t afford them.
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Always a good reason, at least she’s practical!
January 28, 2009 at 9:38 am
Mom’s right on this one!
January 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Sounds kind familiar to what my parents told me before I went off to college. “You can do all the drugs you want to, just don’t pay for them.”
January 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Huh. My mother told me to “keep half, and sell half for twice what you paid.”
My mom knows how to party free-style.
January 29, 2009 at 9:17 am
hilarious!
January 29, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Mom: the anti-drug
January 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
This sounds more reasonable than Just Say No.
February 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm