I’ve been married to the “slut” for 3 years now.
I swear, if I had your brother first, I never would have had another kid. Right now, I really hate him. He left his half eaten doritos in the kitchen.
Well, always remember if you ever want to break up with that slut, we’ve kept your room exactly how you left it. I’ve been using your bed to store some blankets and clothes, but I can clean that up quickly.
Love you baby!
mama
this is kind of horrible on so many levels. Please tell me she’s joking!
February 1, 2009 at 2:50 pm
OMG! This makes me feel so much better about my evil, nasty mother :) Thanks!
February 1, 2009 at 4:03 pm
OMG! This is awful.
February 1, 2009 at 9:05 pm
My boyfriend’s mother is like this and it almost ruined our relationship.
I was having a hard time dealing with her (totally unwarranted) disapproval, and then I read this book about toxic in-laws: http://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Laws-Strategies-Protecting-Marriage/dp/0060507853/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1233543486&sr=8-2
It spells out what is and isn’t acceptable and gives really specific strategies for dealing with different kinds of “toxic” mothers. My boyfriend read it too and figured out how to set some boundaries with his mom. I really recommend it to the guy who sent this in if he wants his girlfriend to stick around. You can only handle the criticism for so long.
February 1, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Wow. WOW. The poor wife.
February 1, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Is this my MIL? No, I’m not the slut, but my SIL is, and everybody knows it! Stop stripping!
February 2, 2009 at 2:12 am
Sound like a woman with too many enmeshed relationships. Poor boys.
February 2, 2009 at 4:14 am
Woah, even though my ex MIL didn’t like me, she never referred to me in THAT manner, I sincerely hope that’s a family in joke.
February 2, 2009 at 7:32 am
Somebody needs to break it to Mom that divorce doesn’t actually reverse time, and it’s adulthood, not “the slut,” that keeps her son from being a little boy who lives in his old room. Yeow.
February 2, 2009 at 9:04 am
Mom? Is that you?!
February 2, 2009 at 10:21 am
Sounds just like my ex MIL. She hated me from day one and I could never figure out why. I was college educated, had never been married, had no kids, and came from a good family. He could have done MUCH worse than me lol
February 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Except for some bitter rantings, the message makes no sense whatsoever. It must be me. Thank GOD my ex MIL is a peach who will always be in my life. She helped me raise three wonderful and HAPPY children. Fortunately we both agree with his new wife that her son is the problem…
August 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm