I just started dating someone who lives pretty far away.
mom: Do you talk on the phone a lot?
me: not really. sometimes, but it’s mostly texts and email
mom: Well, don’t you want to hear his voice?
me: yeah, but i’m not gonna call the kid non stop if he’s not calling me.
mom: He could be thinking the same thing. Maybe you should try phone-sex.
me: MOTHER!
mom: I’m just throwing out some options.


















Oh, how helpful they can be!
February 8, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Well, bless her heart. Let’s hope she doesn’t throw out any more options.
February 9, 2009 at 2:27 am
Good thing she doesn’t know about Skype yet!
February 9, 2009 at 8:50 am
cute mom!! im having a long distance relationship myself. exciting and loving but not easy (hard work put in). uve got to have only one thing to make you strong throughout the years…TRUST!!!
April 3, 2009 at 3:10 am