Mom Wants To Be Number One, Not Number Two

Mom: why arent you answering the phone?
Me: i was in the bathroom
Mom: did it come out alright?
Me: i hate you
Me: i’m not answering that

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      Too bad…perfect opportunity to mess with your mom. A response like “Yeah…I guess. I’m not really sure why it has these yellow and blue streaks.”

      March 6, 2009 at 4:49 pm

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Love, Mom